By Naomi Kritzer
Published in Clarkesworld
Publication date: 01/15
Description, by Lois Tilton [Locus]: "The narrator is an inadvertently self-aware AI with access to the internet, which gives it broad knowledge of individual users. What the AI wonders is what it ought to do with all this information, and its inclination is to help people. But not for free. In exchange, it wants cat pictures. Cute ones, of course...."